tooiconic:

barrutmalwe:

mygayassshenanigans:

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

(via dulect)

catchymemes:

Credit: @ThinkAnneThink

broccoli-goblin:

kaijutegu:

Mystic Aquarium is also letting its animals visit each other during this time of great boredom. Get you a partner who looks at you like this sea lion looks at this tegu.

“Ask your mom of you can come in”

(via dulect)

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

that-catholic-shinobi:

wonderbound:

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

(via holmes-sweet-holmes-deactivated)

I’m so tired of being an after thought and its really starting to hurt

dnotive:

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

(via thatsthat24)

marveldaily:

(x)

(via burgertv)

gamegrrl:

1. Party Drunk:

• will talk to anyone and everyone
• only does shots
• has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there
  

2. Blissful Drunk

• does nothing but laugh
• just happy to be included
  
• too good for this world
• loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago
• probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

• not great at parties
• is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is
• brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

• keeps everyone’s shit together
• everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour
• knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there
• holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

• never gets cold
  
• makeup never smudges
• never has to buy their own drinks
• you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

• wasted by 10pm
• needs to be taken home early
• will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it
• a Mess
• never learns from their mistakes

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